Back in elementary or perhaps early middle school, I remember tracking biorhythms. My primary takeaway was that sometimes we have bad physical, mental, and maybe emotional(?) biorhythm days. We could plot it out and know when our bodies or minds might not be optimal. I have no idea if this was quack science or the real deal. It was being taught in the public school so it had to be solid, right? (There was snark in that question if you couldn’t read it).
Anyway, I got to wondering this past weekend if it was possible to have a bad other-people-impacting-your-physical biorhythm day. Maybe you exude some energy that says “harm me!” I don’t know. But that’s all I can come up with for Hal’s unfortunate 24 hour window that began Friday afternoon.
It all started with his sister messing around with him. She picked him up and started spinning and swooping with him. He was laughing and carrying on. It was great fun. They were both just a tad manic. She hauled him into the cluttered kitchen to turn up her already loud music. As she struggled to reach the volume control while juggling a squirming Kindergartener, she knocked over a cup. (Not just any cup – my favorite porcelain hand-made, one-of-a-kind cup. Just the right size, height, shape, thickness, and such a lovely shade of blue. But I digress.)
When her Daddy called out that she was knocking over her mother’s favorite cup, she attempted to catch it. And in so doing, dropped her brother just enough to smash his forehead into the kitchen counter. Much crying and head holding and apologizing and scolding ensued from all parties. Eventually, life resumed.
Soon after, we all headed to the church to drop Jane and her friend off at the lock-in. The boys played outside in the front yard, some strange version of football, I think, without the ball. As the boys ran toward us, Hal slightly in the lead, Daryl called out, “Hey, Dad! Look at this!”
Dad turned just in time to see Daryl reach his foot out and trip his little brother. Hal’s left knee hit the ground as he crumpled. He grabbed his knee and rocked back and forth, crying, remarkably like an injured football player. His dad checked it out while scolding his older brother, who apparently did not understand that tripping is not an acceptable part of football, or indeed, any other sport.
The next morning, Hal walked stooped over, complaining that his bruised knee hurt. That afternoon, he was sprawled on the floor of the living room, watching Netflix. His shoes had been tossed carelessly to the side and were in the walkway. Since we were about to carry a heavy piece of furniture through there, I began to scoot the shoes toward him. They were gripping the floor remarkably well, so I began to kick with more force. One of them went airborne and smacked him in the side of his head.
Daddy was once again watching. Hal was again shocked and crying. “What is wrong with you people?!” my husband asked incredulously. “Can’t you leave that poor boy alone?”
Poor boy, indeed. I hope our strengths outshine our weaknesses, but I wouldn’t be surprised if late Saturday afternoon, Hal was wondering what other living arrangements might be available to him.