My Kindergartner has tattoos. Lots of them. All over both upper arms. He even had to have a discussion with the Principal at school concerning them. He had placed one on his forearm and had to be told that all tattoos must be high enough to be hidden by his shirt sleeve.
This cracked me up. For one thing, his dad’s tattoos are almost always visible from under the edges of his shirt sleeves. I guess he sets a bad example, although he’s eagerly welcomed as a volunteer at the school. For another, they are temporary tattoos, most of which he’s been getting from the treasure box at school.
Anyway, he’s very proud of them. He’ll show them to anyone who asks and many people who don’t. Check ’em out:
The unfortunate thing about treasure box tattoos is that the ink doesn’t last as long as one might desire. They don’t hurt as much either though, so I guess there are trade-offs. Plus, you ultimately end up getting to have more of them because you get to reuse real estate on your arm. Looks like Smiley’s space will be available soon. And whoever that superhero is.
His left arm has quite a few. I would have expected his right arm to have more since he’s left-handed and I’m pretty sure he puts these on himself. I’m not sure what the text says and I don’t recognize the vehicle but it looks pretty bad-a**.
Captain America was the most recent addition. He accidentally ripped some of the ink off when he removed the plastic protector sheet so the “Captain America” text over the name didn’t stick completely. He was devastated. This was when I introduced the concept of tattoo removal to him. He stood patiently as I scraped the not-yet-dry text from his arm. You can still see the red in the picture. He didn’t cry out though. He’s willing to suffer for his art.
He commented to his dad once that, what with the can’t-be-visible edict the Principal had handed down and all, he didn’t have room for more. His dad then showed him the tattoos on the undersides of his own arms. Hal’s eyes lit up! More room after all!
Sometimes I think that the only reason he stays “on green” in the school behavior chart is so he can acquire more ink. More power to him.