“Did you know you have taste buds on your ball sac?” my son asked…me. Yes, he asked me. Directly.
“No, actually. I know for a fact that I don’t have any taste buds on my ball sac. Since I don’t have a ball sac. Being a girl and all.”
“No, that’s not what I mean. You know. There’s taste buds on ball sacs. It’s science.”
“Where did you see this? Snapchat?”
“No, an Instagram page,” my husband countered.
“No, for real. It’s science. You can look it up.”
“You did not learn about this in your Chemistry class,” I said patiently.
“It’s true. I think you can taste like soy sauce and orange juice man!”
“So what are you going to do? Stick your balls in a bowl of orange juice and see if you can taste it?” I asked.
“Nah, man. I’m not going to do it. But I’m just sayin’. Just look it up.”
So, with considerable misgivings, I picked up my phone. Opened Google. And began to type:
And then I noticed the suggested completions.
“‘Taste buds on balls’ is the second suggestion?” I asked incredulously.
“It’s trending right now,” my husband said.
And he was right. The article I opened was dated just four days earlier and acknowledged that the internet was suddenly fascinated with a study published in 2013 that stated two protein receptors allow certain tastes to be recognized in cells throughout the body, including – you got it – testes. Apparently, they are critical for fertility.
I then read to him: “But whether or not these taste receptors create…typical taste is another question. Indeed having tested the theory, many Internet users are disputing that any taste sensation occurs.”
“Great,” I said. “That means there are plenty of other guys out there sticking their balls in orange juice.”
“And soy sauce,” he said.
I sighed. I know I mentioned in a recent post that I treasure conversations with my 16-year-old son, but times like this… Oh, who am I kidding? I still love it. I just kind of wonder about him while we are talking.