My Sister is So Dumb

Jane once wanted to fix “One Eyed Willies” for breakfast. This is toast with a hole torn out of the middle and an egg cooked inside. She rattled off the steps to me as she remembered them.

I clarified, “You need to put butter on the toast so the bread won’t stick to the pan.”

Jane: “Right. The top or the bottom?”

Turning to Daryl, I asked, “Daryl, if you wanted to keep the bread from sticking to the pan, would you want to butter the top or the bottom?”

Daryl looked very derisively at his sister and responded, “The top.”