It seems only fitting after sharing some of Jane’s recent writing, that I should share some of Daryl’s. Eighth grade history with a bit of a flair! Here is his vision of how a conversation might have taken place between George Washington and King George during the Revolutionary War. If they had had cell phones. And if they talked smack like the average middle schooler.
Some translations for those of you not hip enough to digest this with full understanding:
KG: King George
finna: fixing to
LMAO: laugh my ass off (you knew this one surely… right?)
boi: said expressively to indicate the other did or said something stupid
brb: be right back
tryna: trying to
rn: right now
aiight: all right?!
WTH: what the hell (guessing you knew this one too…)
I’ll close with a couple of observations.
George Washington probably should have charged his phone before he tried to cross the Delaware. No way 53% is going to get him through the day – especially that cold outside.
And it’s no wonder England lost. What with the King texting his plans to the enemy and all.